Is today the Ides of March?
Because I want to nail you.
I wasn’t expecting that o.O
(via inclined-ice)
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I have no life.
THE GIN TOLD ME.
I just can’t. I have to reblog this at least once a year.
LOLZ
Bombay Sapphire, that’s good stuff!
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Get it together, NASA.
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How do you know that’s not what an alien penis looks like?
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And watching as other people still get to live them.
This day has not gone well…
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